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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 10:46

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?